Are you ready for another 50s housewife experiment?

If you had followed my other blog Traditional Housewife Against the World you probably remember the 1950s Housewife Experiment. While it was fun both playing June Cleaver and writing about it, something has come to my attention as I've done further research into my absolute favorite time period: This schedule is not accurate. It's no more accurate than housewives wearing pearls and heels to clean was accurate. And no, not every woman was demure and absolutely submissive. If you don't believe me ask my mom and uncles about my grandma sometime.

No, this isn't really my grandma. But she was a tough woman!

Now I'm sure you've all seen the cleaning list online, the one that makes the 1950s housewife appear more cyborg than human. If you're unfamiliar with the list you can head over here to my housekeeping/retro housewife blog. Yeah, yeah. I have two. Actually I have three, but this one will be merged with another. Anyway, as I was saying; After scouring the web and speaking with women from the era such as my grandma and mother-in-law I found this list to be more accurate:

Morning/Breakfast:

1. Mom would wake up and just like we do today her first chore was often to start the coffee. She had to do this first because it took ten to fifteen minutes to percolate.
2. While the coffee percolated, she would often prepare her husband’s and children’s lunches.
3. Next was breakfast prep, and despite what we’ve been lead to believe, every day was not a big breakfast day. Oatmeal, cold cereal, or toast were all typical weekday breakfast fare. Big breakfasts  with pancakes and eggs, and home fries were saved for weekend days. In some homes dad would eat and leave before the children woke up. And in other homes, everyone ate together. In any event, the entire morning breakfast routine doesn’t seem to be much longer than our modern-day counterpart.
4. After eating, dad left for work and children were sent to make their beds, brush teeth and get dressed for school.  Clothing was usually planned and laid out the night before so there was no debate.  They knew what to put on and any resistance to getting these morning chores completed in a timely manner would be met with a promise to answer to dad later that day, so resistance was rare. Mom would often be tending to younger children at this time as well as possibly making her own bed and tidying her own bedroom.
5. Where a 1950s mom’s morning really hit the time crunch that we don’t feel today is when it came time for the kids to actually get to school. Back then, a car or second car was almost unheard of. Mom had to walk the kids to school.  I think if I could change one thing from our modern-day morning routine back to the 50s version, the walk to school would be it. It was great exercise for everyone involved, and is probably one of the reasons obesity was less of an issue than it is now.

The time spent walking to and from school was also quality time spent together. Lots of good talks and bonding happened then. I remember walking to school even when I was a kid in the 70s. We lived three miles from my school, and I don’t recall hating the twice daily trek at all. I even remember loving the days when it rained because I got to wear my raincoat and my rain boots and use my umbrella. Stomping in puddles was great fun!  In the fall, I’d enjoy swishing through the leaves. In the winter, I remember catching snowflakes on my tongue while we walked. All fond memories.

Late Morning/Early Afternoon

Once mom returned from delivering the children to school, she’d often settle any younger children then she’d take a small break for tea and maybe listen to a morning radio show (usually heavily slanted toward wives and mothers because career women were almost unheard of).

Then the busy work of cleaning would begin.   The entire cleaning routine involved about three hours each day.   The beds were made and bedrooms tidied even before leaving for school, so now it was on to bathrooms, kitchen, living room, laundry, and floors.   Most cleaning was done with simple cleaning products such as baking soda, vinegar, ammonia, lemon, castile soap, and borax.   There were also some commercial cleaning products like Simoniz floor cleaner, Spick N Span, Brillo pads, and Windex, but most women used the basics and a lot of elbow grease.

Bathrooms were cleaned daily so it was a fast chore–no scrubbing required.   A few swishes with the brush in the toilet, a wipe down of all surfaces and mirror, empty trash, shake out carpets, sweep, then a quick mopping.   There was usually only one bathroom, so with just ten minutes, the bathroom duties were done.

This 1955 washer/dryer commercial shows that by the mid 1950s doing the laundry was significantly easier than in the days when it took an entire day to wash by hand, so the habit of washing and drying at least one load of laundry per day was born.

Cleaning the kitchen was also done daily, with a thorough cleaning of the refrigerator at least weekly, and a wipe down of all cupboards–inside and out–at least every few weeks.  Some things were more complicated back then, like the coffee maker, for example.   It needed to be dumped and cleaned by hand every day.   

Next, mom would move on to tidying the living room, dusting all furnishings, and controlling paper and other clutter.  Again, this was done daily, so this entire process didn’t take very long.

Lastly, there would be a quick shake out the area rugs, sweeping and damp mopping the floors, and that would complete the morning cleaning rituals.   Houses were much smaller, and wall-to-wall carpeting was still a luxury most homes did not yet enjoy, so even the task of floor care was not overwhelming.

Viola.  Cleaning complete.

For the 1950s woman, the rest of the day was filled with things like feeding lunch to the husband and children if they still came home for lunch (some did).  She might also have to walk to do some shopping and this could involve visiting several places since most items were provided by specialty shops like butchers, bakeries, and the like.  She might have mending and sewing or gardening and canning to do.  She might bake breads or pies.

Later in the afternoon she’d need to walk back to the school for a second (or third!) time at the end of the school day.  Then she had to come home and begin to plan and start dinner.

Evenings and nights were filled with bathing the kids, laying out the clothes for tomorrow, cleaning up the kitchen one last time, and then settling down to listen to your favorite radio program.  In those days almost nobody owned a t.v. and if they did it still wasn’t as popular as a good radio show.  By the time the evening programs came on, mom was ready to put her feet up and take a well-deserved break.

As much as I'd love to take credit for this fabulous list I can't. All credit goes to Holly Connors over at one of my favorite blogs, The Modern Day 50s Housewife. I've spent countless hours reading through her posts! She's fabulous on so many levels.

So, why am I bringing this all up you ask? Because my housekeeping has slipped! I keep trying to go back to my normal schedule or even attempt another experiment, but each time I come up with a new excuse; gotta run errands, have to help my mom move, husband's on vacation, The Walking Dead is on. Whatever. All these things (except The Walking Dead, of course) were still going on in the fifties. And they still had to do their normal day to day schedules!

And now to the point of this post: I, Christy Parks, do commit to live as a 1950s housewife for the week of November 1-November 8. This includes, but is not limited to, hair and makeup done each and every day, house cleaned on a regular schedule, a home cooked meal on the table every night (already do this), limited television and computer time (I still have to write books to make a living, after all), and I will attempt at least one retro meal or snack each day during this experiment. I can't promise this one will be any prettier, but I'm sure as hell going to try. Hell, I might even try to wear false eyelashes this time!

*This next link doesn't really relate to the post. I just really love vintage ads, especially when they're household products! Go check this site out. It's got everything from vintage refrigerator ads, to the very first color television ads!*